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Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.
yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.
by Bag Dad February 21, 2024
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dancing

guy 1: hey is that guy having a stroke
guy 2: *literally dying*
guy 1: nah he's just dancing lmao
by Nebuwula May 9, 2022
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cricket dance

A dance that contains a lot of liquid help
by zero_cares_00 June 26, 2022
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5 dancing babies

When a man ejaculates somewhere leaving his " kids" or " babies "
Girl 1: I slept over at my man's house

Girl 2: did he leave his 5 Dancing babies
by Goldenskin ✨ September 5, 2020
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Republican Dance Style

When someone starts dancing like Donald Trump that looks like he is air jerking two guys at once with his double fist pumping to music.
In that 3 way i would totally go republican dance style on those hot guys, but ive already voted blue.
by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020
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Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.
The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.
by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017
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Dancing panda

Dancing panda is a total boss that is funny and irresistible
That guys a total dancing panda
by Dancing panda 30 November 18, 2016
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