fool's baby

refers to some one whose birthday falls on April 1st, which is also April Fool's Day.

Christy is such a sweetheart! Oh, and she's a fool's baby!

by Kyle Wonder April 12, 2008

stouffer baby

really good-looking baby

That kid is a real stouffer baby. He’s so cute you just want to poke a couple holes in him, microwave him for two minutes, and eat him with a side of garlic bread.

by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008

beast baby

a baby that was conceived during basic training in the armed forces

damn she got a beast baby 4 weeks into basic.

by l9100 February 13, 2013

Baby Gap

When a girl wears clothes smaller than their actual size to show off their body.

Guy: Oh look baby gap!
Girl: what's baby gap?

Guy: oh its someone who "shops" at a baby store and wears clothes thats too small for them.

by MOE!™ June 7, 2014

baby peen

A penis that would appear to belong to a baby's. Upon further inspection belongs to a teenager or adult male.

Hey ston your girlfriend elena told me you have a baby peen. Is that true? She says it's less than an inch long...

by Thomas the goat December 17, 2015

Great Baby

A term, originating from a Kevin Hart comedy show, referring to a baby who does adult things, or is ridiculously mature for their age.

Friend: “Can you watch my baby for me?”
Friend 2: “No way, your baby is a great baby!”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “She told me to ‘mind my manners’ after I burped, and she’s only two!”

by platonicplaypen July 3, 2019

Baby Mullet

A small almost-mullet but not quite a mullet yet.
People called Cruz & Connor are common holders of the baby mullet.

"Look at the Baby Mullet on Connor!"
"Wow, it's so hot!"

by big bitch boy September 5, 2019