Botulism Special

A snack, usually a sandwich or a wrap, that comes prepackaged for your dining convenience at the commissary which leaves you with diarrhea

I always forget that the botulism special wrecks my asshole an hour after I eat it. I've got to stop forgetting my lunch.

by ManEatingFish July 13, 2022

The Special

When someone rubs there hand on their scrotum or anus and puts it on someone’s body, possessions, or food. Make sure before you commit this ancient torture method, you say “ Hey man, you know we’re friends, right?

I gave dean the special by putting my sweaty asshole on an airhead and fed it to him.

by Chris got it May 10, 2022

Ocampo special

Taking a mans balls and making them disappear in your mouth while jerking him off until he blows on your face!

I will take the ocampo special

by Big121 July 30, 2017

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

The Alver’s Special

A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)

Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.

by Mill Boy May 26, 2021

Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.

Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!

by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025