Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.

Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.

by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

The meaning of the top of Spong Bobs House. Also shown in Anix’s Bikini Bottom!

Very realistic Pineapple Hairs you have on the top of that house!

by Sophia_Lol June 17, 2020

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts

Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.

by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025

Pineapple Hairs

the name of those green things on a pineapple used in Anix's video about bikini bottom

1) woah those pineapple hairs are big!
2) linen is more important than pineapple hairs.

by Sawmqn June 16, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025