An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
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Get the Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich mug.noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.
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