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clown water 

Noum; A form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. However Clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. Clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.
Guy 1: Man i can't stand goin to class today.

Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through

Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY
clown water by Hezekiah Brockett January 12, 2009

Dirty Ocean Water 

When you mix any liquor with Sonic's Ocean Water drink.
That's some great drink you have, I can hardly taste the alcohol
It's called Dirty Ocean Water
Dirty Ocean Water by LMMACH July 6, 2011

tatty water 

Any five figer shuffler will know.
I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.
tatty water by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Portuguese Water Dog 

Receiving anal sex from an oiled-up brazilian transsexual.
Did you see that new tranny website? I hear they specialize in portuguese water dogs!

brown water  

Dude 1: Ayo what's good mydude what you doing?.

Dude 2: Nothing just chillin in the crib drinking some brown water with hoes.
brown water by Ty Loco April 10, 2008

Ball Water 

The act of dripping water down your asscrack, over your scrot and onto the face of the first guy to passout at your party.
Eric got dowsed with ball water last night!!
Ball Water by Jamie Nelson January 16, 2004