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Showerhead Concert

He told me to have fun in the shower... so I threw a showerhead concert!
by Chris9234 November 4, 2013
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showerfreude

The feeling of enjoyment that comes with someone else's having to leave a hot shower (related see schadenfreude).
When his wife turned off the shower tap with a long and plaintive sigh, he smiled inwardly with showerfreude.
by CasualD March 7, 2016
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showerpiphany

An epiphany--something that occurs to you, often deep and profound--that occurs to you while you're in the shower.

Many people, for some reason, do their best thinking in the shower. Maybe it's the quiet, distraction-free environment, or maybe it's the tingling feeling of water rushing over you that stimulates your senses and mind, but some of the best and most creative mind-work is often done at the least-convenient moment (i.e. when shampoo suds are falling into your eyes).

Showerpiphanies are often ephemeral, since (unless you have something waterproof to write with) you can't note them down, and once you get out of the shower and busy with other things, they're easy to forget.

Related: showerplan, when something that needs to be done occurs to you while you're in the shower, which you then forget as soon as you get out.
Will: Dude, I had a life-changing showerpiphany this morning.
Derek: What was it?
Will: No idea. I forgot it as soon as I got out of the shower.
Derek: You need to invent a waterproof recorder to record all your showerpiphanies.
Will: THAT WAS IT!! That was totally my showerpiphany. Thanks, bro!
Derek: I'll take a 30% royalty for jogging your memory.
by alaskanjackal June 4, 2018
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Showerjerk

When you take a shower and jerk off at the same time
Dude 1: hey dude get online with the boys
Dude 2: can’t right now I’m showerjerking!
by Gdogginator July 21, 2020
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ShowerHeadFD

A person with an above average sized penis, FD meaning Fat Dick.
Hey ShowerHeadFD! I should go visit fluxteam.net
by ilobeshowerhead July 3, 2023
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star showers

When your significant other likes getting covered in man glitter by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonation party!
"hey baby how you liking all those star showers?!"
by Celebrity Jack December 6, 2015
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night showers

to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.

then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
by Krkič June 5, 2019
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