Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

Pumperkraut

A sandwich theoretically created by an alternate-universe Sheetz gas station chain, consisting of real Amish bratwurst, pumpernickel bread, and tangy sauerkraut (optional melted cheese). Part of the MTO (Made To Order) sandwich lineup launched by alternate-universe Sheetz in 2023, the Pumperkraut quickly became South Central Pennsylvania’s favorite Sheetz MTO sandwich of all time.

“Dude, rumsprigen is so cool, I’m so stoned”
“That’s real. Let’s hit up Sheetz for a coupla Pumperkrauts.”

by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025

pump fun

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

i just had some pump fun

by iknowmorethanishould July 3, 2025

pump gallery for the sludge digestors

An insult against a group of people who are being stupid and you're not a part of it.

This is a reference to treatment of sludge generated by wastewater facilities, the pump gallery is where you watch thickened concentrated sludge be digested by micro-organisms.

Bob watches as cars continuously slide down an icy road and crash after not heeding anybodies warning or slowing down.

Bob "feels like im in the pump gallery for the sludge digestors"

by Ilikebowls24 October 29, 2025

Pumpkin Patch Steamer

When you surround yourself in a hot tub with a group of redheads within 2 hours of taking them for some Live Más.

It was a chilly fall day - the perfect occasion for a grande supreme chalupa, 78 soft shell tacos, some fire sauce, and a pumpkin patch steamer.

by Papa Smurphy November 13, 2025

Pumpies

Pumpies are what weird little masturbators call jacking off.

Andrew: Hey Tony... I just got off work, wanna hit the racquetball court with me?
Tony: Nah bruh, I'm heading home. Gonna get some pumpies in tonight. Been waiting all day to do some pumpies.
Andrew: Man Tony that sounds even more fun.. can i join ya?
Tony: Hell yah bruh, i got some new gay pumpie porn.
Andrew: Awesome... we can get gooned out doing pumpies all night till we shoot out spermies
Tony: Dude! I didn't know you were a gooner too! Lets do it.

by Antonio El Pajero November 16, 2025

Pump and Dump

The Pump and Dump is a main sexual act that usually comes after the foreplay stage. The act consists of the man (Dominant figure) having intercourse with a woman (Submissive figure) until the man is about to orgasm, once that state is reached the man defecates on the stomach of the woman and then cums on top of it, allowing it to drip off of the feces before continuing to have intercourse with the woman until the reaches orgasm.

"Man, last night I gave the best Pump and Dump to my girl."

by scattdm December 4, 2025