Potato

A new, modern, 2016 species.

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."

by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016

Potato forgetfulness

When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.

Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.

Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.

by Devarite September 29, 2021

Potato

A vegetable that shouldn’t be classed as a vegetable

A potato does taste nice

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

potato

A complete fucking moron

*Man cuts me off whilst driving
'D'you see that guy!?! What a fkn potato'

by The pasty Australian November 5, 2021

Sweet potato

A sweet potato is not just a root vegetable or whatever those things are called. A sweet potato is a person, someone in the group-chat on snapchat called: *sweet potato emoji* We've gone too far *sweet potato emoji*. We must accept all sweet potatoes and if you are one, please email: [e-mail]

Wow she's a sweet potato! We must accept her!

by jfmedlp12 December 15, 2020

Trash Potato

A potato that one has found in the trash - most likely that has been in there for way too long.

I feel like a trash potato.

by Yushatak February 4, 2019

Potatoes

Potatoes are ✨ gawds ✨ they are a m a z i n g! You have to respect them!

I love potatoes

by _-GiGi-_ May 22, 2021