A John Mayar

Making a joke which is about as good as one of John Mayars hits...eg; crap.

Sam cracked A John Mayar to David and friends.Nobody Laughed.

by Matts B November 26, 2006

Farmer John

A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.

Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.

Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.

by Aptaphobic April 29, 2014

Pink John

When one man licks another mans butthole while masterbating.

He was giving me a pink john when it got in my eye

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

john mayer

an asshole essentially. 19 was too young john

that guy is such a john mayer

by awalkingredflag November 13, 2021

John terry

Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked

Don't go anywhere near John terry

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

Doing a john

to unexplainably lose all your money in five hands of poker

'Damnit five hands and im all out!'
'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!'
*crys then begins to masterbate*

by lewis B October 23, 2007

John Scarce

a fat self loathing pile of poopoo who reports on pewdiepie for tweeting "boo". LIKE FUXKING SEIRESOULY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

" John Scarce is best news channel"
" Keemstar better, B R O"
" Leafy ha s no chin"

by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017