Bonjour-Ho!

A controversial holiday greeting suggested by Bloc Québécois to avoid using Bonjour-Hi.

Store employee: "Bonjour-Ho! Comment puis-je vous aider?"
Customer: What did you just call me?

by RobloxDude March 30, 2021

ho tox

A physical blow resulting in a facial bruising and subsequently blamed on a cosmetic procedure

person 1: Will you look at the black eye on Nikki, she claims she got Botox yesterday Person 2:What really happened is she pissed off Jody last night and he gave her a shot of ho tox

by ezreit July 30, 2010

ho-tale

A converation about a recent outrageous sexual encounter.

Man, I hate talking to her... she always has some outrageous Ho-Tale to tell me.

by Kyssable March 21, 2008

Casper Ho

The Greatest Math 10 Honours Teacher you will ever have

Casper Ho is my math teacher, Im so Lucky!!!!!

by FuckReformTorta June 12, 2025

Knocked up, ho

pregnant with a bastard child.

Allison is an ugly bag of bones who is a knocked up, ho with a married man's bastard baby. Good luck to that child, Nicolai.

by Anya Marie. September 3, 2009

HOS

HOS stands for ‘Have Our Souls’.
(HOS’ actual meaning is ‘Hands On Shoulders’)

When you need help, you would usually call for SOS services, right? Well, I believe you should start calling HOS services instead of SOS.

Reasons why:

1. HOS sounds very similar to SOS.
2. There is an action that you can perform to attract help:
-This action is where you put your hands on your shoulders and call out for HOS.
3. I don’t know

Always call for HOS instead of SOS!

“Oh no! I’m being kidnapped!” - Kid
“You can’t call for SOS Services now~” - Kidnapper
“If I can’t call SOS Services, I should call HOS!” - Kid
“HOS” (with hands on shoulders) - Kid

by urenergiser January 7, 2022

Hoed

Hoed (Verb) To get tossed aside and fucked, but keep it going, like a hoe.

Wow Blake Griffin got traded to the pistols right after he signed back with the Clippers instead of going to the Thunder. Mans got hoed.

by 84akrtGold January 31, 2018