Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

by MiTuCents January 20, 2012

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wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 15, 2020

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scoop me up

to pick someone up.

homie #1: aye foo come scoop me up dawgg.
homie #2: orite foo ill be there in 10.

by lilpuppet June 07, 2010

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You're dude to me

An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.

Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.

Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!

Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.

by Talmanes March 31, 2007

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