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Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.
Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life
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Urban Dictionary

The website you are on.

You are probably reading this arent you?
Example:
Guy 1: Hey Look im on Urban Dictionary!
Everyone Else: We know
by RandomFunnyWordDude April 18, 2024
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Urban dictionary

The online dictionary with odd and weird definations
I was using the urban dictionary in my English class and got a c
by Man you like food July 31, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A place where weird people post a bunch of nonsense about a definition, but in reality it has no relation to that subject. A center for people to look up their names and see what pops up. What you do when your bored and high
Person 1: I think I will go on Urban Dictionary.

Person 2: Are you high?
Person 1: Am I what?
Person 2: high

Person 1: Hi, what you doin?

Person 2: WALTER!!!!
by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

The official dictionary of Babylon , Where the whores children post their garbage.
Urban Dictionary- Where lowlife demonic losers go to post their ignorant definitions.
by JOHN8:44 September 8, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

The place you go when your on Ft with your girl and your bored out of your mind
by Wolfe8017 September 20, 2019
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Help me i found a word on urban dictionary

I found some cursed words on this site
Person 1- Help me i found a word on urban dictionary

Person 2- Same
by Go.touch.GRASS April 26, 2021
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