blue-belly

when someone gets shot and dies

dame that mother fucker just got blue-bellyed

by boomer jinkins April 29, 2011

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blue balls

When your getting a handjob, and the girl stops right before your about to cum, and it hurts

Jim: aww awww yes Jessica!!!
Jessica: why didn't you cum???
Jim:.... u fucking stopped, you gave me the blue balls =(

by mypenis:) May 7, 2009

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everything is blue

everything is straight. i ain't got no problems

what's up with you and yours?
everything is blue cuz

by Tazmanian devil May 27, 2006

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A convenient, well-known and EXTREMELY PAINFUL malady suffered by unsatisfied males. In short, it is psychological trick that a man will use on a woman when he wants to achieve orgasm and she is not putting out. Playing on the compassionate nature of most females, the male will complain of extreme pain in order to bust a nut. When he has been reduced to saying he has “blue balls”, a man will gladly settle for a handjob, though scientific testing has shown that blue balls is most easily remedied through anal sex.

Dude, we were naked and about to fuck and then she gets mental on me and doesn’t want me to think she’s a slut. I told her that I really like and respect her, but when that didn’t work, I played the Blue Balls card. It worked! What a dumb slut.

by Perenium Poker May 27, 2018

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