by titty galore April 29, 2009
Get the tit meister mug.noun: A syndrome wherein a girl, or in extreme cases a boy, systematically scars his or her boobal region because of poor self esteem, a need for attention, boredom, eroticism, stupidity, or any other reason. There is no known cure for scab tits, only a lot of heartache.
1) "You know Jeremy, my first marriage ended in scab tits...for the both of us."
2) As an art student, Roseanna felt a lot of pressure from peers and professors to develop scab tits.
3) Being mistaken for someone who actually had scab tits, Susie cried, ran home, and promptly contracted scab tits.
2) As an art student, Roseanna felt a lot of pressure from peers and professors to develop scab tits.
3) Being mistaken for someone who actually had scab tits, Susie cried, ran home, and promptly contracted scab tits.
by Don't Tell Dad October 14, 2008
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Get the tit munger mug.1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.
2. Bushtit, willow tit.
3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.
2. Bushtit, willow tit.
3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.
Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.
Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"
Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."
Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"
Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."
Jimbo: "Jeff?"
Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?
Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"
Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."
Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"
Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."
Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"
Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."
Jimbo: "Jeff?"
Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?
Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"
Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."
by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011
Get the tit mouse mug.A proper tit willican is when you are getting oral from a beezy, and you take a spoon and scoop out her eyeball, and then proceed to fuck her eyesocket. However, this is only a true tit willican if immediately following this act you eat Italian food (Pizza counts).
Dude, last night I was getting blown by this bitch, and all of the sudden she starts grinding her teeth on my shaft. I had to give her the old tit willican. Never have I ever had a better bowl of spaghetti.
by gnarly guy January 5, 2009
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