You Suck Chodes 

What you say to your lame uncle

Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”

You Suck Chodes by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025

Funnel Suck 

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!

Funnel Suck by brooskitooski September 30, 2025

Huff Suck

a sexual position where a gay couple performs oral sex while laying on their sides. Named Huff Suck after Mr. Huffman its inventor.

Mr. Huffman loves doing huff suck with his boyfriend more than he likes 69.

Huff Suck by scoon161616 February 2, 2026

Skibidi Suck

A Sexual act preformed usually preformed in a public bathroom, a shorter individual enters the toilet into the "skibidi" position, resembling the skibidi toilet, the second person then sits on the toilet facing the head of the skibidi, the skibidi will then give the sitter oral sex.

Person 1: Did you here Dennis gave Rod the skibidi suck?
Person 2: What the fuck is the skibidi suck?
Person 1: *explains the skibidi suck*
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK!

Skibidi Suck by The god of Meat March 25, 2026

To suck cock while talking cockney

(Idiom) To be able to do multiple different things simultaneously.

One of the most famous Roman emperors Gaius Julius Caesar was known for his ability to suck cock while talking cockney.

To suck cock while talking cockney by N1993RS April 15, 2026

go suck an egg

Used to tell someone to leave you alone
Synonyms: fuck off, get bent, (go) kick rocks, etc

A: hey dude, did you hear about those rumors?
B: what rumors?
A: the one where you were cheating on (C) with (D)
B: how do you know?
B: (E) told me
B: oh well (E) can go suck an egg, I’m sick of their shit bro

go suck an egg by naritai June 12, 2026

No suck jones

Someone that wont exchange bodily fluids and wont suck dick

She a no suck jones

No suck jones by Leela1980 July 5, 2026