Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sam browning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".
You are the textbook definition of 'Sam b lamesauce' because you didn't respond to my discord messages
by SAMARONICHEESEANDMEATBALLSAUCE June 20, 2023

A Sam is someone who will never shut the fuck up. Like Jesus Christ, we get it your parents don't love you but love your brother but you don't need to complain about every little thing. just because you are annoying doesn't equal a personality. if your a sam and you're reading this, fuck you.
by Fuck You Sam June 11, 2020

Sam is a massive pussy who is too scared to walk over a rock and has to ask people to crawl under them to show him the way. Biggest pussy going and cries when he gets stuck
by Insertnamehere0707 November 22, 2021

Idk what's going on in my mind rn but i guess i've to write this one. Hi, it's me again, we've each other since long time ago, but i feel we're like strangers. Sam, it's ur name, it's such a common name but for me personally it's a wonderful name that brings joy to me whenever i heard it. You're a great person I'd say, you're kind, smart, and have good personality. Even though some people say otherwise but for me you are still you. I knew you since we're kid, we growing up together, i saw every change and development of you. And it's all became a main reason why i fallin' to you. You can be a funny person at times and be a quite person as well but you just show it to your closest friends. I hope you'd never find this, coz i would feel so embarrassed surely LOL. I really enjoying time when I saw you, i really like you but you don't. Well i'm not complaining about this one, due to i don't fit your criteria haha. But i just wanna say sorry for everything i've done, i know i make you feel uncomfortable and even humiliate you, i'm really sorry. My only purpose's to be your friend, but I guess you misunderstood me. That's okay it's just a past, we shouldn't see the past to face what come after. In the end i'm still ur secret admirer haha After all the effort to forget all this, i still end up like i used to. I might not lucky in love, but i realzing this's how life is suppose to be. We cant force everthing happen like our scenario, cuz life is a gift and every day's a mystery.
by Berryruby November 22, 2021

by Sugar candy pop June 10, 2022

An extreme shit talker who thinks he is him. He has no friends and always gets suspended for physically injuring other people or saying he will shoot up the school.
by Just Google It August 5, 2023
