Roads

the drunk version of sober while using T9 for texting

ay yo, wen we gonna chill....probably wen i'm roads enough

by k.breezy January 24, 2009

Roadian

1. A person who has lived on the road for an extended period of time.
2. A person who looks worn-out and very work beaten, almost always accompanied by a cigarette and a beer.
3. Someone with paint stains, grease, dark/rusty clothes, dirty hair, rotten teeth, and a very musky aroma.

1.At the show we caught a couple of roadians tring to steal beer.
2.I felt bad for the old roadians working on the new Motel 6.
3.I knew a few roadians in middle school that liked to run in a pack and stay by the tracks.

by Buttzerker March 22, 2007

roadkill sandwich

A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.

It's surprisingly delicious.

After running over the rotting possum, Uncle Frank made a luscious roadkill sandwich.

by scodder April 5, 2010

roadage

The ability to receive oral gratification while driving....with soft lips...

Bitches be given me roadage

by MenaD July 6, 2014

dirty roadin

to go out drinkin on gravel roads

I like to go dirty roadin everyday after work.

by Heather Giraffe July 7, 2008

San Fran Roadblock

Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!

Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.

or

I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!

by Robert A September 18, 2005

roadie

Masturbating while driving.

I gave myself a roadie on the way to work this morning.

by Kitcat August 2, 2005