Porn

porn is 2 people fucking for the enjoyment of others
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porn mouth

a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
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Gay porn

Alright lemme sum this up
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.

But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
Ugly man 1: wanna have sex
Ugly man 2: yes
And they have sex
That's gay porn my guys!
by Freakingperson April 7, 2024
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Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.
"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"
by Porngoggles August 24, 2015
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Porn

People say that porn is a place where people show their privates and doing weird ass sexual stuff, but my version of porn is a bunch of airplanes and Their information
by Lily’ bam bam January 10, 2024
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Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013
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