Newbing Off

(Verb) The act of trying desperately to be successful at FPS such as Halo or Call Of Duty and kill other players only to be killed repeatedly in a hilarious fashion. This also includes being spawn raped, quick scoped multiple times, and having general ineptitude for FPS. Forms include: Noun-Newb Off; Verb- Newbing Off (Present), Newbed Off (Past).

John: Wow dude you really went 3 and 22 in Black Ops?
Dave: Yea I thought I was going to be good.
John: Sounds like you were doing some major newbing off.

by Omni5134385 July 15, 2013

Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

Browning Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit

"I say, this chap is rather Browning Off off... Fetch my shooter... "

by fatboyspence January 12, 2012

Fext Off

When someone texts you, essentially telling you to fuck off.

Dude 1: dude, you and Hannah going out tongight?
Dude 2: nah man, I got the FEXT OFF from her last week.

by maurastiggers February 27, 2011

Lure Off

An offensive way of saying "Please get the hell away from me". Best used to fend away naughty trolls when one is overwhelmed.

Guy 1: Lmao noob I own you.
Guy 2: Lure off.

by Fishxichi March 6, 2011

Jacking Off

Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing

Dude 1: Bro I'm the world champion at jacking off
Dude 2: We need to get you some bitches fast

by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023

Casting Off

To wang your chap at the moment of ejaculation so that it looks like you are a filthy fly fisherman with a line of spunk. Prevalent amongst the poor cum shot community.

Wiggy nearly snapped his rod casting off all over her disappointed face.

by Rudemark April 19, 2023