Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

by Professor Fung September 24, 2017

beef trimmings

Shit, big pieces of. Cousin of the dreaded powerdump. In fact they're so big one must take extra care to recuperate afterwards by reading on the toilet. Also, the key ingredient in an upper decker.

I forgot to walk the Rottweiler after his nap and meal time, so now he left six pounds of beef trimmings on the welcome mat. The poor dear.

by ForkMeCantEatSoup November 17, 2011

beef patty fatty latty

It is when a dog with a bbl eats a krabby patty then proceeds to shit in your mouth with no hesitation or warning whatsoever

Guy 1: hey did you walk your dog today?
Guy 2: yeah I ran out of disposable bags so I just let him drop a mean beef patty fatty latty in my mouth
Guy 1: damn bro that’s litty…….I’m moist

by Mr.YoUnGdAGgErDiCkAsHaRdAsBrik March 30, 2022

Beef Slushie

The act of Jamming one’s penis into the anal region of another human, whilst filling the cavity with crushed ice.

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Treo G Warner - Founding Member of Beef Bum Crew

Wow! That Beef Slushie really sorted me out after last nights Lamb Bhuna Curry.

by Wanawasolls May 01, 2023

Ruff Beef Boy

A teenage boy who is desperate for a girl and is very eager to have sex. So, the boy has sex with his dog and loses his virginity to it.

The teenage boy is a Ruff Beef Boy because he was so horny one day.

by Buggy Austen November 26, 2010

turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021