(high)jacked

To steal or take control of

That muthafucka was talkin smack so i layed him out and jacked his Rolex

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

Crack Jack

When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.

I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.

I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Slumber-Jack

A Slumber-Jack refers to the combination of masturbation & napping. Masturbation is used as a natural sleep aid.

I think the only cure for this hangover is a good Slumber-Jack.

by Midnight Stroker August 20, 2008

jack that shit

1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."

2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.

As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.

Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!

by Wikiwonder July 9, 2009

Jack the mainline

Doing heroin intravenously in the style of Robbie Williams. See also rock the mainline.

From Robbie Williams' "Rudebox":

"Ok then check the tan line
Make your body shape
Like you're stood on a landmine
Call me on my mobile
Not the landline
And jack the mainline
At the same time"

by Some Fresh Money September 18, 2007

Jack Grealish

A popular man from England} known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with tap ins. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a tap in he didn’t meant to score.
When he scores he celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

No 10 has been missing the entire match.
He must be Jack Grealish

by .........................l October 15, 2021

Jacking Off

When a male masturbates while thinking of Jack Bauer; the worlds only alpha male

I was caught jacking off by my mother

by Virgil Depois October 8, 2006