Hard Piping

v. Slang for sexual intercourse : fucking. Often referring to hardcore, rough, or kinky sex. Also informally referred to as "Hard Pipin'."

After spending the entire night hard piping, the two lovebirds were barely able to walk the next morning. / He's all about that hard pipin' when it comes to his weekends.

by CoolBoyPA November 3, 2024

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024

Try Hard Nerd

Hardworking, Socially awkard Nerd who is not smart but studious. Misses the main point of a conversation 90% of the time but 10% of the time does come in to save the day with their technical nerd knowledge that no one bothered to learn. Typically avg or slightly above average IQ, just annoys normal people with social awkwardness.

Example: Try Hard Nerd: According to book page 7, 2d(e)(iiiv)(1) and also according to previous calculations in the book of revelations noted in footprint 3.666 the answer is 1 plus 68 = 69 which matches the number of bed bugs in room number 96 because I counted each bedbug by hand
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

hard

disagreeing with what someone has to say....

no hard

by randomguuy December 21, 2024

Hard LAD

A wee cheeky mate who thinks hes all hard and tough, a true wee hard laddy, they always have the scouse trim

Person 1: Ayush is the hardest lad in all of northern ireland
Ayush: *puts on shiesty* EMPTY YO POCKETS G IM THE HARDEST LAD EVER
Person 2: what a cheeky mate, what a hard lad, hes gonna have a cheeky nandos with usman and mohanned yeah

by Slionse December 31, 2024

Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025

HARD RESET

The act of using your erect penis A.k.A hard on to calm a female that is flipping out or getting out of control.

"I was going crazy thank you I just needed a good fuck" A hard reset

by anonymous June 29, 2025