An Asian that is good at math
by Halulackbar February 18, 2017
The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike December 11, 2015
Laugh Ho 🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏾🎅🏿:
One who laughs easily at everything. The joke/punchline can be good, bad, and/or everything in between and the individual will still laugh heartily. This can include people who don't have the necessary knowledge to fully understand the depth and context of the joke.
One who laughs easily at everything. The joke/punchline can be good, bad, and/or everything in between and the individual will still laugh heartily. This can include people who don't have the necessary knowledge to fully understand the depth and context of the joke.
Example #1:
Eugene: I don't understand why she doesn't like me. She laughed at all of my jokes!
Bob: Dude, that bitch laughs at everything! Anyone can make her laugh, she's a laugh ho.
Eugene: Word?.. Damn...
Example #2:
Jessica: Ummm... Andre, I don't understand the joke you made earlier. Can you explain it to me?
Andre: What the fuck, Jessica? You laughed the loudest and the longest out of all us, and you didn't even understand the joke? You don't deserve to know, you a laugh ho..
Eugene: I don't understand why she doesn't like me. She laughed at all of my jokes!
Bob: Dude, that bitch laughs at everything! Anyone can make her laugh, she's a laugh ho.
Eugene: Word?.. Damn...
Example #2:
Jessica: Ummm... Andre, I don't understand the joke you made earlier. Can you explain it to me?
Andre: What the fuck, Jessica? You laughed the loudest and the longest out of all us, and you didn't even understand the joke? You don't deserve to know, you a laugh ho..
by katyang September 23, 2018
by catchmeoutsidehowabouthat555 May 18, 2025
used to express aggravation and standingonbusinessification if a ho is obviously looking for trouble and wants to catch these hands.
by chileanywayz December 12, 2024
Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.
I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.
by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021
is a comparison of the German Word for Pants (Hose) and the english word Hoe. Its an tight latex pant. When somebody wears a Ho(e)se you can see everything. and when i say everything i mean everything
by Hoese666 December 03, 2017