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ren-ho-vations

A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!

Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
by Mynameisntshmuley February 9, 2021
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Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
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Adam ho

a guy that likes one piece plays Roblox
by anonymous May 29, 2024
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ho sherpa

1. a person who guides/warns others about ho's based on his/her own experience.

2. any ho who gives advice on how to deal with other ho's.

3. a ho who reveals the secrets of his/her hoish ways to the inexperienced.
Thank god Jill warned me about that barmaid. She really is a ho sherpa.
by Hadji Washington December 15, 2008
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HO BAG

Fugly bitch who walks around without cleaning her azz thinking she can get dick
That HO BAG's a lot lizard who just got beat up by some Locale shmoe!! She was walking around town talking shit about everyone she doesn't know & looking for dick even though she/it doesn't know what a shower is!!!!! L.M.F.A.O.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by This ain't PSUEDO!! February 5, 2024
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Ho

by LordCardi December 4, 2022
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Muffin-Ho

Someone who lost their's computer
He is muffin-hoed
by yamatroll December 5, 2019
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