Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Yeeting the food

As of 2019 it’s a code term in the pro-mia community for intentionally making oneself throw up at high velocity. The point is to make sure all the food that his been recently consumed is yeeted out of ones stomach before it reaches the colon.

A play on the definition of yeet / yeeting

“No mom and dad, I’m not bulimic I’m just yeeting the food!”

by She-Ra: PrincessOfPracticality October 9, 2019

Little sister food

When you are hanging out with an age appropriate girl and you meet her little sister and it's a easier and guaranteed hook up

I've been out with this girl 3 times and last time I met her sister and shes just little sister food.

by BXGun November 10, 2019

Steal anyone's food

You get to steal your friends food for the whole day!

Hey look out it's steal anyone's food!

by Annielovesdogs October 16, 2019

best fucking food burrito

the best fucking food burrito basically a food you eat after fucking a guy/girl

- Add me on discord babies : burrito#1721 // mal voice = h0t

Yo after we fuck later can we get the best fucking food burrito

by fucking hacker burrito October 28, 2019

National Eat Food Day

February 7th is National Eat Food Day so gather all your friends and go out to eat and get something good to eat.

Hey bro, it’s National Eat Food Day let’s get our friends and go somewhere.

by Dalena09 February 7, 2020

Make you food

“Make you food”is a sexual term normally used to disguise a sexual doing to another person

I’m gonna make you food

by ____uyes August 24, 2020