Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!

Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.

Chris Cornell by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023

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Chris Lacy

Chris Lacy is a common name for those who teach AP physics. They often are giga-chad males who make their students second guess themselves. They also usually wear striped polos.

Student: Yo do you got the lab work for Chris Lacy?

Other student: nah, not yet

Chris Lacy by The cumster March 3, 2023

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Chris Cornell

The most gorgeous, talented, and poetic person that ever had the chance to live. He rocked in Temple Of The Dog, Soundgarden, Audioslave, and had an amazing solo career. He was a living angel, now a real angel.

Nobody sings like you anymore, Chris Cornell. RIP.

Chris Cornell by Showmehowtolive March 19, 2023

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Chris Tharby

Is a man that engages into conversations with piffle that has nothing to do with the subject and often found trying to rebuild pergeot 205 GTI'S

Chris Tharby is very special

Chris Tharby by PUG205TWAT March 26, 2023

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