Beats by (name)

Beats by (name) is slang for a handjob. As in when somebody gives you a handjob.

Beats by Carol, Beats by Mike, etc.

The date went from good to great when I got Beats by (name).

by DukeofMonteCristo January 26, 2018

Beat girl month

Beat girl mouth is on the 4th October and you have a free pass to beat any girl you want.

Watch out girls it’s beat girl mouths

It’s beat girl month

by Beat girl month October 1, 2020

Beat

When yo makeup poppin

"Sis my face is beat"

by Babey-boy December 2, 2017

National Beat a furry day

On November 27th, you can beat a furry without any consequences and without retaliation from the furry.

They must allow you to beat them up with any item you would like.

- By PloxVR

I can't wait for November 27th, because you can beat a furry without consequence!

National beat a furry day means you can beat up a furry without consequence or being arrested.

by PloxVR Youtube November 13, 2023

Beating

what you do to women

im Beating women yeeaaaa!!!!!

by lolfuunyguy799 July 21, 2022

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025