Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Ninja

A fortnite streamer that died of the new disease made by the goverment called Ligma. At a early age, he was diagnosed with Sugma and Eatma. He was the only streamer known to ever make a cure to Ligma, but he died before he could use it. We all love and miss Ninja. Bless Ninja.

#Blessed #Ninja
#Ligma

by Thundercloud57 October 25, 2018

trailerpark ninja

A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.

That boy his hands is quick, he’s a trailerpark ninja! - Huffman and Stefanie

by Black Mamba 81 July 1, 2021

Ninja

When you send a meme or photo immediately after someone else in a group chat.

Man every time I try to send a funny meme to the group chat Kevin Ninjas me.

by MrKhakis November 22, 2018

broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)

"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"

by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018

ninja

stealthy individuals specialized in espionage and murder. They often use numchucks and fight with un-gloved hands

That girl just killed someone with her bare hands. She's such a ninja

by tennis ball kate October 18, 2011

Ninja

(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets

That dude's a ninja.

by pedant5 August 17, 2011