canned up

When someone gets hit so hard, they drop where they stand without folding.

"Damn Joe, did you see Gray fight that guy? He got canned up!"

by The Animalistic January 25, 2017

Coke can

Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by

Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?

Yes, it is very impressive and girthy

by TotalWiggles December 31, 2020

Johannes Can

Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool

Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick

by JohannesVan August 16, 2022

half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb

by Half can of Ruth February 26, 2025

Can,tor

You can do it, not can’t...do it

You can,tor do that last set of bench

by Frenchfries30mins June 03, 2018

Bite off more than I can chew

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.

Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 09, 2019