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The Oregon Stare 

A phenomenon that occurs in the state of Oregon. Lifetime residents aren't aware or it. Only those who have spent some time out of state will notice. The citizens of Oregon love to stare. In traffic, at the grocery store, in line at the bank, etc. It's what they do, and when you catch them staring, the won't look away.
They were never taught public manners because the only city in the entire state is Portland. Don't take it as a threat or an insult. It's simply their way of life.
You've heard the saying "a deer in the headlights." More like "an Oregonian in the Wal-Mart."
You ever get that feeling that someone's watching you? Oh right, we're in Oregon.

The Oregon Stare
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the ocean; 

a body of water that can kill you and heal you
the ocean;
-you can drown or get lost at sea
-yet people say it’s “mother nature’s medicine” and to go to the beach if you have a wound

The Odore 

A type of middle manager that thinks he's an expert on everything, and uses bully tactics to get his way.
The product was never actually produced because The Odore said we had to change a bunch of things to the way he decided.
The Odore by zellsmacker August 12, 2022

The Old Colodaro Piggy Back 

When you fuck a woman from behind in the snow and just as you're about to cum you jump on her back cuming all over it and she falls down in the snow.
I met this hot blonde Nadean at the bar on Snowshoe Mountain, she was so hot I took her off the closest bunny slope and gave her The Old Colodaro Piggy Back !!

The original Him 

Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him

HE IS HIM
Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.

The one legged pirate 

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

The Organiser 

The boss who more time planning out the job than the job will actually take to complete.
Chris is “The Organiser”
The Organiser by TheOrganiser August 26, 2022