New Year's Resolution

The bull shit that people say they will when they are hammered 10 mins before the New Years comes. Most of this is forgotten by the 3rd of January.

Most of these "resolutions" are things like, lose weight, eat better, eat less, get a better job other then that casher job at Mc Donalds. Most of these never happen, but when the planets are alined right, still none of these happen.

People who don't have problems in life say, "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."

Person with problems: "My New Year's Resolution is to reach a weight under 300 lbs."

Person without problems: "Fuck that shit, I'm getting a sandwich."

by Sire Definition January 1, 2012

Northern New Jersey

Home to the two most contrasting areas of NJ. Bergen County is rich as hell and Hudson County is poor as hell (except Hoboken).

Jersey City Kid: $1?!?! That's way too much for a water bottle! Damn, I get that shit free at home.
Hoboken Kid: $7 for my caramel fudge whipped cream double espresso iced mochiatto Starbucks latte? Hell yeah! This shit is CHEAP as hell!

by inkaholic January 13, 2006

New York Salute

The act of greeting someone when they arrive in the city of New York with your middle finger as opposed to a normal welcoming greet.

Shmuley: Hey, Levi did you see all those annoying tourist who are broncos and rockies fans taking pictures in Times Square?

Levi: Yeah I did. I gave them the New York Salute!

Shmuley: Nice!

by People from the mountains reek October 5, 2009

New York Giants

Founded in 1925, the Giants quickly established themselves as a dominant franchise with championships in 1927, 1934, and 1938, with tile game losses in 1933, 1935, 1939, 1941, 1944, and 1946. They continued to be an excellent franchise in the 1950s and 1960s under the direction of quarterback Y.A. Tittle with a 1956 title and losses in the 1958, 1959, and 1961-63 championship games. The Giants of this era established a reputation for being unable to win in the clutch. After have no playoff berths throughout the 1970s, the team returned to glory during the 1980s. Although they only had 5 playoff berths during the decade, they assembled a franchise of great players such as quarterback Phil Simms and lineback Lawrence Taylor, that was able to take a championship in Super Bowl XXI in 1986. The team also started the 1990s with a bang, winning another title in 1990. In that year's Super Bowl XXV, New York defeated cross-state rival Buffalo after the Bills missed what would have been a game-winning field goal. Since that last title, playoff berths have been sparse, with just 4 from 1991-2004, including a blowout loss in the Super Bowl in 2000. However, the team took a step in the right direction with a playoff berth in 2005, and the Giants appear to have a bright future."

"Norwood's kick is up, its got the distance, but it's no good! Wide right! And the New York Giants are going to hang on and win the Super Bowl."

by Sports Info July 10, 2006

new year's eve

The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.

Sara displayed her exemplary discretion by making out with a mere 15 guys at the frat party on new year's eve.

by AlexIsIll January 9, 2004

Middletown New York

A city in upstate New York where the drugs are heavy, the gangs are big, and the schools consist of both. You really only get to know those 18-25 year old guys who spend their time selling e-bombs and smoking out of the bong they just got from Rock Fantasy. Most don't have all their teeth and others have noticeable types of stds. Sometimes they leave their designated smoking area to ride their skateboards to Citgo to start some fights or get a dutch. Most people are referred to as "bro" and everyone has a ridiculous nickname that has nothing to do with anything. There are various houses around Middletown that house two to three guys and are supported by the funds of their parents. Usually, this house is used to keep other out of trouble and is always open to smoke a blunt or play some beer pong on the kitchen table at two in the afternoon. Other events in Middletown include : Going to the mall, buying some crack... in the mall, smoking this crack, having sex in closets, cheating on their girlfriends, playing twister, buying a carton of cigarettes, selling drugs, buying drugs, doing drugs, losing drugs, finding drugs, doing lines, going to McDonalds, buying a new piece at Rock Fantasy, etc.

Bro: Yo, bro wanna smoke a bong at route 6 house in Middletown New York when we're done selling these E-bombs?
Bro 2: Hell yeah yo, we haven't been there in over an hour.

by Jbugs October 12, 2009

Very Fake News

CNN
MSNBC

A new term made popular by President Trump when referring to biased media particularly against him.

Mr. President do you think Putin is testing you? No. I don't think so that's very fake news.

When referred to:
In recent real news, Trump has downgraded CNN from fake news to very fake news. Back to you Karen.

by TRUMP2017 February 16, 2017