An uncommon species of dog. Often doesn't show up or is only free when it's convenient for them. Often seeks rest inbetween making sure he is the highlight of anything. Sits on a high perch looking over everyone, often observes how inferior they are.
Person 1: You coming to the pub Sam?
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys
by Ann69 January 26, 2021
Get the Sammug. 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”
“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”
“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”
by boxes507 November 7, 2025
Get the Sam’s Theorymug. by Litpussy March 28, 2020
Get the Sammug. by glibisgood March 5, 2023
Get the Sam Williamsonmug. a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs
by unter_ November 16, 2022
Get the sammug. by Sam beavis March 26, 2021
Get the sam beavismug. by ImposterFromAmongUs November 5, 2022
Get the Sam Sessamug.