Clown punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

punch a dick in the bitch

when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face

"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."

"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"

by sqw1rl August 26, 2013

Wookie Punch

When having sex with an amputee you rip their fake arm off and fist them with it.

Man, Brad was banging this hot chick with one arm and pulled the old wookie punch. She loved really being filled.

by Soiled_potato November 19, 2022

Frunt punch

When you drink fruit punch from the front

Let me get some of that frunt punch

by The cheesekake man or Blake November 22, 2019

Punch-issed

Kissed a penus

I accidentally punch-Issed my brother

by LOLYULO June 20, 2020

Punch gay day

From 5 to 10 July you should knock out gay men, police can't do anything about it

its 5 July,

Soo?
Soo what it’s punch gay day
Ship bro let’s go

by Mofti July 1, 2019

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021