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winter potatoes

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023
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Fried Potato

My friend's username, I think this will be rejected though.
Fried potato made fun of me for accidentally typing keybeard instead of keyboard
by MelonSmasher29 March 13, 2023
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Potatoe

by Medusa 88 March 20, 2023
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Potato Master

by cortor March 28, 2023
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gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.
by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
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i love potatoes

holestly, same.
you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes
by potatoes are cool October 13, 2023
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