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Oatmeal Creme Pie 

Scissoring a creme pie onto another woman's anus.
Yo, bro. The other night I was deliverig a pizza and it was my last run of the night. The hot blonde bitch with big titties opened the door and offered me another form of payment. Although she had no USD, she was interested in my US. D. After I went inside the home, her bangin' red head friend was there and I watched them begin to get funky. And then it happened, I'm bangin' and I busted. She told me to sit back and watch some freaky, special shit. She then obtained her legs with the other female and pushed my cum onto her asshole. I proceeded to bust in my own belly button after already jizziming. That's how I learned what a oatmeal creme pie was.
Oatmeal Creme Pie by NeviMoon June 17, 2016
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We call each other abbrviated names in English class, cause my teacher is dumb-shit and can't figure 'em out... HA HA!
C-pie by SHIBBY-ONE April 14, 2005
Over abundance of locks/threads/hair on the head.
Wow, you have a serious Hair Pie going on under that baseball cap.
Hair Pie by Straight A's July 6, 2007

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.
"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."
eskimo pie by david March 3, 2005

PIZZA PIE!!!!! 

a bomb of some sort that is home made.
Everyone make their owna pizza pie!!!!!
PIZZA PIE!!!!! by GingerGod!! November 25, 2009

Bloody Jizz Pie

It's a pie full of Jizz and Blood. Mixed Together
1. Instead of throwing a pie full of apples at someone's face, it's full of Blood and Jizz.
2. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie REPLACED with a family's blood and jizz
3. Bloody Jizz Pie
Bloody Jizz Pie by Zak Reynolds October 20, 2008