house pie

A term for a young woman from a rough background, who's various issues manifest themselves through substance abuse or promiscuity. Often, they work as cocktail waitresses, secretaries, or other jobs that require them to be subjugated by men. Generally very low self esteem

Oh, that waitress? The one that works at Oliver's? Oh yeah, she's fucked every guy in the neighborhood. She's the house pie!

by troutcreek June 4, 2010

Vegetable pie

Eating out a woman that is in a vegetable state.

Monica has been the best vegetable pie I've ever eaten.

by Sparkosa September 15, 2023

Mucky Pie

When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.

That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.

by Bandicoot B June 26, 2024

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

Pie

A made up word that has absolutely no meaning. Usually used an an adjective by people with Preschool level vocabularies.

Didn’t that chandler kid from high school always try to describe things as a pie?

by abc9997 May 22, 2018

Pottage Pie

The act of hiding weed in a pastry product, normally in order to hide it from officials or to consume it.

"Jeffery? I ate that pie in the fridge, is that ok-"
"JAKE??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THAT WAS A POTTAGE PIE!!!"

by C L G September 21, 2017

Nicholas Pie

Absolutely sick cunt, he would make the perfect boyfriend. sporty, athletic, good looking and he eye candy dadddyy uhhhhh give me this juicy bigmac babbyyyyy ... huuuuuuhh lost his virginity before his parennts did.

John- Do you know Nicholas Pie?
Joe - Yeh he's a sick cunt

by nick_69420 December 8, 2020