My Person

Someone who would accept you even when you’re being a dick. Someone who would wake up at 3AM to hide a body for you. They’re your everything and life has no meaning without them.

Christina is my person I tell her everything even before my boyfriend Derek.

by 5078_kaid April 7, 2022

Beat a Fat person day

April 19 is International Beat a fat person day!

Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!

by mickey mouse420 April 14, 2022

Personality

Women will only say they care about this in the hopes that men with not big enough dicks (5 inches) will continue to be nice to them.

I have guy friends that I don't want to know their dicks are too small so I'm going to say I care about personality so i don't offend them and they let me continue being friends with them.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

Cutest Person in the World

Marzia Kjellberg (Bisognin).

"Oh my God! Marzia is literally the cutest person in the world."

by swedesrcute January 5, 2021

person

you.

what am i?
" a person "

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Counterfeit person

A liar!!!!

You are a counterfeit person

by Whitegirl7878772 January 18, 2021

personality make-up

The person you pretend to be so that people will like you, you have friends, you can hold down a job and people want to date you.

Going on a date tonight - better put my personality make-up on so she actually fancies me.

by AdLibera January 23, 2021