Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

His legs have gone

Said of an ageing footballer to mock their lack of pace or just general washedness

"His legs have gone" - Jamie Carragher, talking about Casemiro at Manchester United

by Untar la Manteca February 22, 2025

Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

Have to

No I do have to.

Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024