Hard

A hard cock, harder than steel or diamond

"James had a hard boner last night"

by anonymous February 12, 2022

A Hard 25

A UFC fight where one is willing to keep the same fast Pace for all 5 rounds which is 25 minutes

Tony Ferguson is ready to go a hard 25

by Your auntie crib March 22, 2020

hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

Try Hard

Jose Freddy Sanchez

We were playing a pick up basketball game and Jose was going try hard

by Martin72 May 1, 2017

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020

Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Hard

Something not liquid, me when I see my bestfriend (they have big mommy milkers)

"Ice is the hard for of water"
"Yeah cuz it's solidified water!"

by TheUrbanBaguette August 20, 2023