Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0

He just happy stamped himself

by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024

Happy

A feeling you get when you accomplish something

I proved how humans are able to think and when I thought about what I've contributed to the world it made me happy

by Saullywolly March 12, 2020

Happiness

Being able to buy jellybeans at the CVS pharmacy

Now that I have a debit card I can now finally achieve happiness. Fuck you disha.

by Fuck-you-Disha October 8, 2019

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017

Happy Duck

When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.

Oh god I have a happy duck

by Manilikemusic November 29, 2020

Happiness

Literally "ha! Penis!"

A codeword for NSFW posts.

Look at this comic; it's total happiness.

by MeganFriesen August 14, 2014