limp dick

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Addy Dick

When you take to much adderall and cannot seal the deal after.

Dude 1: dude I took too much adderall yesterday and I couldn’t fuck my girlfriend.

Dude 2: dude you had addy dick!

by juicywhale December 14, 2017

Dick Spine

The base of a penis that is normally covered by the scrotum that becomes exposed when the scrotum swings upward towards the face. This is commonly seen when the man is upside down and erect.

My friends and I noticed the exceptional girth of dick spine on an Ecuadorian gay man's penis while he was getting rammed.

by Lucas James Black February 18, 2011

Dick Drilling

To have vigorous sex with someone.

Presumably what Michael Fassbender does to Keira Knightly in the film A Dangerous Method.

Dude, did you see A Dangerous Method?

Yeah, Michael Fassbender was dick drilling Keira Knightly for half of the movie, it was terrific.

by Captain Fayetteville April 29, 2012

bump dick

when yo dick got a big ol bump in the middle of it

“Aye yo! that kid matt got a bump dick”

by bump dick master March 5, 2019

Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

Flipping a dick

Freaking out over something

Everyone was flipping a dick when I told them I was going to Barcelona tomorrow.

The teacher flipped a dick on me when I did a line of coke off the keyboard of my macbook in class.

by effkay December 2, 2011