Dick Drilling

To have vigorous sex with someone.

Presumably what Michael Fassbender does to Keira Knightly in the film A Dangerous Method.

Dude, did you see A Dangerous Method?

Yeah, Michael Fassbender was dick drilling Keira Knightly for half of the movie, it was terrific.

by Captain Fayetteville April 29, 2012

Flipping a dick

Freaking out over something

Everyone was flipping a dick when I told them I was going to Barcelona tomorrow.

The teacher flipped a dick on me when I did a line of coke off the keyboard of my macbook in class.

by effkay December 2, 2011

Reef Dick

A venereal disease that leaves your dick looking like a coral reef. There is no known cure.

Tyrone: "Hey, girl, TTD."

Sara: "Ew, gross. You got that reef dick."

by coco biotches 69 March 15, 2011

Prog Dick

(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures

"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."

by The Man in the Purple Sweater September 15, 2011

bent dick

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.

"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"

by CoolCodes September 1, 2017

bump dick

when yo dick got a big ol bump in the middle of it

“Aye yo! that kid matt got a bump dick”

by bump dick master March 5, 2019

Diarrhea Dick

When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea

Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick

by SignedDeath January 3, 2021