December 5

you are not allowed to play genshin impact

Alex: I'm gonna play gi

: You can't
Alex: Why not?

: Because it's December 5

by <3 ) December 5, 2021

december 5

Sinterklaas, the day you can eat an infinite amount of pepernoten.

It's december 5 aka Sinterklaas, I'm gonna prop myself vol with pepernoten.

by I'm a 100 % that bitch December 6, 2019

July 5

National post a picture of your bestfriend and the special person that you will always know will have your back.Friends forever <3

Hey it’s July 5 make sure to post your special person on your social media accounts .

by Stacy679 July 5, 2021

A3-5

A3-5 refers to a situation or action that is exceptionally reckless or absurd, often leading to unexpected consequences.

Did you see Tom trying to skateboard down that steep hill? Man, that was A3-5! He ended up crashing into a parked car

by zajek__ March 22, 2024

The Kef 5

Was an event that took place between the evening hours of April 18th, 2022 to the morning of April 19th, 2022. 5 Junior Officers of the U.S Navy stationed in Keflavik, Iceland violated the liberty policy by returning to their quarters passed the mandated curfew. Subsequently, an investigation was launched in an attempt to contain late night shenanigans committed by Junior Officers. The parties involved were all sentenced to reenact the touring show “Disney on Ice” in front of a live audience whilst refraining from any alcohol consumption.

Joe: I can’t believe these idiots did this.. They’ll forever be known as “The Kef 5”!
Slots: Give it a year, and I’ll show you something better!

by TESTICLETWISTER March 17, 2024

5 min hols

five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡

"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"

by Krkič January 1, 2021

#5

When laying underneath another man while he sits on a strapless chair and you eat his asshole out.

While at a gay club
Gay dude 1: I'd really like to #5 that guy over there, I bet his fart box could use a good tongue pounding!
Gay dude 2: oh geez you silly Willy!

by Hairyballbag3 August 17, 2017