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I accidentally the whole

Adj.
1. Positive shock caused by something illogical by accident, presented as self-mockery. The findings encompass an entire subject.

2. Removing logic to apply humor, raising more questions than answers. "I accidentally build a shelf"

Analogy: A footballer just scored a goal! But he didnt even know he was on the pitch to begin with.

It is similiar to a more impactful version of "This is fine" phrase.

Usage:
I accidentally the whole X

where X = the outcome, typically a noun.
I bought some computer parts, and y'know me i'm awful at these buts but i uh.. i accidentally the whole computer lmao. Let's play some games!
by derpinator76 January 11, 2026
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butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.
This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.
by videomilitia May 4, 2010
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joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.
"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."
by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013
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Make Boss Accessible (MBA)

I am pissed off about the requirements of new project. I need clairity. Make Boss Accessible (MBA) to assist me.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 9, 2015
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Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015
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penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.
A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017
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No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.
J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.
by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018
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