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Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
mugGet the Bag Dadmug.

Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s
by Champ3214 April 26, 2022
mugGet the Jah’s Dadmug.

DAD

I DONT HAVE A DAD
by Lil bootyhole December 12, 2018
mugGet the DADmug.

dad grilling

by reallystinky December 6, 2022
mugGet the dad grillingmug.

Dad

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭
by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.
“Hey look over there
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly
by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022
mugGet the Dad holstermug.

dad

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb
by toe freak September 10, 2019
mugGet the dadmug.

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