So far, Kelly and I have done a world fuck tour in Canada, the US, Mexico, Japan, and Philipines. It seems like we're moving westward.
As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.
As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.
by PenguinSlideMaster December 24, 2019
Get the world fuck tour mug.A place where Amber's go when they have Megan as a side kick. It's a place only they understand and laugh about. Only Megan and Amber would get it. Don't even try to understand the deep connection these two friends have. Unbreakable.
"Hey meg, lol remember that time we...."
"Omg yes I do lol it was the best"
" Yup and omg amber we just did it again.."
"Whats that?"
"We totally forgot about everything and everyone else again lol"
"I guess we did. I guess we are in Mega-Amber world...owell"
"Lol"
"Omg yes I do lol it was the best"
" Yup and omg amber we just did it again.."
"Whats that?"
"We totally forgot about everything and everyone else again lol"
"I guess we did. I guess we are in Mega-Amber world...owell"
"Lol"
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Get the World mug.Something that Cubs fans won’t shut the fuck up about. This was a matchup between the Cleveland Indians and the Chicago Cubs. The only reason the cubs won is because of the Indians choke job, they blew a 3-1 lead.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
Dodgers fan: this is our year to win it all.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
by Tropicalfire June 16, 2019
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Get the World Record Egg mug.The gayest bitch in the world is a group called thot pockets which my dear friend gracefully created you steal our group name we sue cause it only goes towards us gay folks in our prime
by Thot pocket member April 10, 2019
Get the gayest bitch in the world mug.Often 21st century children, the creation of phones has been a disaster.. girls post on Snapchat endless Quotes about conflicts and growth while showing off their new acrylic nails. Boys use Snapchat as a place to do Bank transfers and cheap item deals ( Weed, Clothes etc).
Instagram is a place of depression. People show off what they are doing and people sitting looking at these feel upset their lives aren’t as good or they aren’t as pretty and this draws them to self-doubt. Both are actually negative apps always focusing on how you look and how much money you have. People often post relationships wanting to be in them too, clueless to how much stress a relationship is. Stuck in a online world
Instagram is a place of depression. People show off what they are doing and people sitting looking at these feel upset their lives aren’t as good or they aren’t as pretty and this draws them to self-doubt. Both are actually negative apps always focusing on how you look and how much money you have. People often post relationships wanting to be in them too, clueless to how much stress a relationship is. Stuck in a online world
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