Like the hamburgular but a mascot for the bed head community who’s job it is to waste successful peoples time and energy by stealing things they don’t like purely because they over slept once now they can’t seem to stop doing it it’s too hard
Fuck that turd Burgular broke in my house with a key , ate my cat , cos it’s not lazy , then choked the chicken , and busted a nut on my bed , I found him asleep in my bed wearing my cape
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
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Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023
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Most people think it has something to do with a plane but you would be wrong. It is a sexual act when guy who has rizz shakes and bounces his dick up and down and sideways without touching his dick in front of a girl. This can be done in the bed, shower, school/public or if your fucking crazy enough to do it on YouTube
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by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head October 25, 2023
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by anonymous December 21, 2023
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by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023
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by EMD F59PHI December 31, 2023
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