tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"

"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."

by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

unii dintre noi mai avem si alte treburi

a sentence used as an argument by darius in season 5. the meaning is that the rest of the milsugi family is full of discord obsessed no life weirdos that just dedicate their WHOLE LIFE to discord, wrong in the perspective of rares, only because he dedicates his life to HIS FRIENDS, NOT DISCORD, THUS PROVING THIS IS WRONG!!!

rares: coaie mai dati si voi un semn de viata in plm?
darius: sa stii ca unii dintre noi mai avem si alte treburi, nu ne dedicam viata discordului!!!!!!111

by Raresch06 September 20, 2022

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Cut you down like a tree

when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts

Girl: How tall are you

Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u

Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree

by Chrxssy February 23, 2023

Tasting the syrup off my tree

When someone keeps dick riding and wont leave you alone

C: makes joke
K: laughs a little bit
C: whats so funny bro you gay or something?
K: stop tasting the syrup off my tree bro

by Lil_beanflaker25k February 23, 2026

Nodev Making Love to a Tree

In the life of the average Nodev he is met with a special mating event where he will find a tree, and start making sexually suggestive love gestures to it, until it will ruthlessly try to breed it to no avail. this event could be very lethal to some Nodev's as it endangers their very hope of getting loved by other inanimate beings or humans. Today, we know that for a Nodev to get a partner is a once in a lifetime event.

oh wow that's a Nodev Making Love to a Tree... that is so cool and rare. poor Nodev

by C armel March 16, 2026