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Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
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Black-and-white cookie

Shitting and masturbating at the same time. Don’t forget your mask.
My ex-wife is disgusting and I can’t stand her. But I was horny, so I got on top of her and gave her the black-and-white cookie.
by Art Ritis January 29, 2022
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Canadian Specialty Cookie

“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”
by pybbjkkkk November 8, 2021
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El cookies

The most wanted criminal in Mexico last seen in mazatlan sinaloa Guadalajara jalisco and Tijuana mexico
Yo do you know el cookies? No who is he?He is the most powerful drug lord in Mexico
by El cookies September 5, 2022
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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
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black pearl cookie

No doododod
by Cats game cookie January 3, 2023
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cookie syndrom

Cookie syndrom is when your head rots a little because you eat a cookie after bumping your head.
by Nobodycares101 August 7, 2021
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