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King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs
by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024
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Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
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Hot Girls Club

The Hot Girls Club is a secret organization of all the hot girls you know. It is unknown how deep the club goes, but chances are if you know a hot girl they are involved with other hot girls and they are intertwined with knowledge of other guys, gossip, and current events.
"Ralph, Jessica is so cute! I saw her hanging out with Andrea at the watchtower the other day."

"Of course she's hanging out with Andrea. They're both hot, they're part of the hot girls club."
by Absurd_Alfred July 13, 2023
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Club penguin memes

by Heavyhippooooo June 3, 2018
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Book Club

A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!

P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."

"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.

"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025
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techno-clubbed

This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.
"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."
by Old but Not Stupid October 1, 2013
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fight club

when you piss shit and ejaculate in your pants all at once and they're all fighting for which takes up more room
A: hey are you down for some challenge pissing
B: not now, there's a fight club going on in my pants
by the narrator from fight club September 16, 2022
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